We made this awful "hip hop" (i.e. two rap songs, the rest is mostly just electronic instrumentals and us yelling) album in high school and convinced people to buy these CDs for 10 bucks a pop.  We actually ended up selling a lot of them.


DESCRIPTION FROM THE ALBUM FOLD:


"DJ Laserface and MC 0v3rD0s3 are full time superheroes, but decided that sometimes, laying down the phat beats is more important then walkin' the streets.  So they took a hiatus from crime fighting, joined up with The Tastemasters and recorded an album over a period of two weeks locked in their secret hideout with no food or water.  This is that album.

An intellectual study of racism, bigotry, robot oppression, & vigilantism through the eyes of two of the most prominent names in popular culture, Free Coke is challenging, provocative, and absolutely essential.

Free Coke is structured as two albums, tracks 1-13 & tracks 14-26.  The duality and opposing views coupled with the violent downward trend in quality represent the decline of modern music.  The album is symmetrical in that track 1 should be as enjoyable as track 26 is unpleasant, and so on and so forth.

We are proud to present Free Coke unedited as it was sent to us by its superhero artists, and take no responsibility for those offended or shocked by its contents.  We are simply passing it on.

- [Names removed]"


TRACK LISTING:


1. Intro (Laserface Theme)
2. Electro-Fuck Therapy
3. Franken-Groove
4. Electric Frustration
5. Yeah!
6. Gilgamesh!
7. Robot Christmas
8. Blue Nebula
9. Walk the Plank
10. Opening up the Funk
11. RAD TO THE MAX
12. Brain Plague
13. Insane on Fire
14. Dino Pope
15. Mystery Track
16. We can't Afford Punk
17. 3 AM in the Studio
18. Oddessy through the Genres
19. Pants Rip
20. The Ultra Tight and Fresh Beast
21. Le Espatula
22. Bathroom Lovin
23. Free Coke
24. The Post Office
25. Experimental Genre
26. Thank you for Purchasing our Album